"I went to film school for SEVEN YEARS. If I can stop one person somewhere from making that same mistake, it will have been worth it. Edmonton Oilers Rule Eternal."

"The thing I dig most about marketing is that it's not really an art or a science, it's both. You get to draw on each and work with a lot of talented people in the process. Long live thesubstream!"

"My favourite movie when I was a kid was THREE AMIGOS. And now I design web stuff and edit online videos... coincidence?"

"Part criminal & part cupcake, I'm the media tart in your social network. Desperate for attention, tagged beyond recognition and suffering from blackberry thumb, social media is my life. Add me yeah?"

Cloaked in mystery. Capricious, vengeful, selectively omniscient. Loves Die Hard. Rumoured to have a corporeal form (unconfirmed).